Monday, 6 July 2009

Ashes to Ashes: Why 2005 is in danger of becoming the new 1966


It all kicks off again this week, the oldest and fiercest sporting rivalry: England v Australia on a cricket pitch - at stake, a small urn and the most important bragging rights ever known to man.

As a cricket lover whose lived in Australia and taken all the flack, to be at the Oval for the final three days of the 2005 Test Series [pictured] and witness England win the Ashes back after 18 long years pitted against the most gifted generation to ever play the game was a great release.

Then something classically English happened: they thought they’d made it. The media feted them, politicians (who demolish playing fields for fun) suddenly wanted a piece of the action and Paul Collingwood – ridiculously – bagged an MBE after scoring just 17 runs in the one test he played.

While I never want to see England lose a match – especially to Australians, who I find often to be ungrateful winners and bad losers – the one positive from the following series downunder was that the 5-0 scoreline might just have woken that star-struck team to its senses: In 2006/7 it wasn’t 2005, and this summer, again, it is NOT 2005, and I’m worried about the way people are still talking about it.

There’s a direct comparison here in another sport where the national team has been a complete and utter inexcusable embarrassment, and that’s football. People still crow about 1966 as if winning the World Cup (at home) in the black and white era is still worth talking about. It’s not. The national team has done nothing since while even Denmark and Greece have bagged the European Championship. The World Cup’s not even the same trophy anymore. 1966 is DEAD. 2005 is DEAD.

It’s 2009 now so the national team, the press, the public should all focus on this summer. On paper, it’s a close one, but the Aussies have an infinitely better mindset when it comes to these tournaments and that – if England aren’t careful – could be the deciding factor.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Going for the Grand


Many thanks to those that gave so generously for my recent 200kms slog across the Cordillera Cantabrica in north west Spain in aid of the Alzheimer’s Society. Taking into account offline donations I’m closing in on the hallowed £1,000 target but I know there are a few people who said they’d give but haven’t got round to it yet, so I thought I’d rattle the tin one last time. [Please excuse the 'cap hair' on the photo!]

I managed to schlep 200kms of the ancient “Camino de Santiago” from Ponferrada in Leon province to Santiago de Compostela in five and a half days, which is a tough old haul with 15kgs on your back and 30 degree heat!

If you’re interested in donating that’d be much appreciated and you can do it via www.justgiving.com/cmrlee - and you can follow my day-by-day progress (updated ‘post-walk’) on my Spanish blog.

AND if you’re REALLY interested in what the Camino is all about you can watch this tutorial I threw together, which has some nice images from the trip.

Muchas gracias a todos!

Sunday, 7 June 2009

What's in a Name? My New Bar...


I am proud to unveil my new jazz club in Valencia’s trendy Carmen district which, being humble as I am, I’ve named after myself…

Not really, but it was funny to stumble upon the Christopher Lee bar while strolling round the old city yesterday. Unfortunately, it’s only open to serve cocktails from 8pm-2am so we couldn’t pop in for a Singapore Sling, but it does demonstrate the enduring popularity of the actor here.

In fact, if I ever get ribbed for my name – “ah, Christopher Lee, like Dracula, no? Ha ha” (self-satisfied as if they were the first person to ever ask) – it tends to be here in Spain. I’ve asked my parents repeatedly WHY they chose to coincide my name with a horror actor and the response I get is “well, we didn’t think he’d be THAT famous…”

In fairness, they could hardly predict that in his later years he’d go on to act in two of the biggest film franchises of the last decade in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Yet it’s not Saruman or Count Dooku that people remember him for, it’s his portrayal as Hammer Horror’s Dracula, so I guess unless I change my name (too late now, I guess) I’m stuck with it.

Oh well, cocktail, anyone?

Thursday, 28 May 2009

UFOs Over Spain?


Last night I had a not-so-close encounter with an unidentified flying object (UFO), my first such encounter. I was on our roof terrace near Valencia watching the fireworks go up in celebration of FC Barcelona’s Champions’ League triumph when my eyes were drown towards a bright, slow-moving light close to the thick crescent moon.

Growing up in the flight path of London Gatwick airport I am well aware of what a plane looks like at night - you can spot multitudes at a time flickering and flashing overhead and gauge the pace they travel at – but here we hardly see any planes. The few we do go east-west and this bright, consistent light was flying north to south and veered slightly two or three times from an otherwise straight trajectory.

Then the freakiest thing happened. After watching it slowly weave across around a fifth of the horizon high above us it then appeared to veer upwards and, within two seconds, had faded into nothing. We watched for minutes, following where we thought it would reappear, but it didn’t. There was no vapour trail in the moonlight, nada. As David Bowie might say, it was pretty freaky, man.

Friday, 22 May 2009

Independently Minded: The Most Underrated Early-90s Indie Classics


Let’s face it, the music of “our era” – whenever that happens to be – is always going to be the best there ever was in our view. For me and my early-mid thirties peers this would be the period 1988-1993 or thereabouts. You know, the good old days when centre partings were cool and Queens Park Rangers thumped ManYoo 4-1 at Old Trafford.

For a middle-class, home county teenager this usually meant earnestly believing you were either a Marxist or Morrissey (or both) and going to the Tonbridge Angel Centre to watch Ned’s Atomic Dustbin and stare at your DMs. OK, maybe that was just me…

But anyway, being half my life ago – I turn 34 this year or, as I like to view it, 17 for the second time – I’ve been getting retrospective about those wonderful mid-teen years. The best way to recall that era is through the anthems that we walked to school with mixed on tapes and played through big muffly headphones. It was guaranteed that you’d make a great mix, look forward to playing it, only for your rechargeable batteries to slooow thiiiiinnnnggsss dooooown or the Walkman to chew it up. Don’t forget to rewind with a pencil to save battery!

Thankfully, the digital era has done away with all that and I can make a mix that I can carry with me in one reliable square inch. Here are – for me – the best of the underrated indie classics from that era that never really enjoyed the kudos of many others. I’d love to hear your suggestions from Ride, PWEI, Thousand Yard Stare et al:

Shine On – The House of Love: “Sitting lonely in a plastic chair”

Rich and Strange – Cud: “Head full of loose change…”

Mario’s CafĂ© – Saint Etienne: “And Eubank wins the fight and did you see the KLF last night?” – can you get a more 90s phrase than that? Pure Genius

Drink the Elixir – Salad: I remember seeing them at Reading. Fit singer, one good song. This is it.

225 – New Model Army: If there’s a better, angrier protest song I’m yet to hear it. “Thunder and Consolation” is one of the truly great indie albums

There’s No Other Way – Blur: Yes, Blur. Before they went all mainstream this was a fantastic floor filler to shake your ’92 curtains to

Switch – Senser:
More angry protest songs from that short-lived metal-meets-rap phase

Ana – The Pixies: I believe this album track gets lost behind Monkey Gone to Heaven, Where is My Mind? and their other better known tracks. It’s a shame. Repetition never sounded so good

Your Ghost – Kristin Hersh:
The ex-Throwing Muses star teams up with Michael Stipe to deliver a haunting sound worth of its title

Near Wild Heaven – R.E.M: Talking of Michael Stipe – this tune is surely one horribly overlooked from the band’s peak years?

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Medway Frown


I was talking today to a Gillingham FC fan today elated of The Gills’ impending trip to Wembley for the League Two play-off final and, as the county’s only league side, I feel obliged to support them. Then I reminisced about the only time I ever went to Gillingham…

If you grew up in West Kent in the 1980s and early 90s, like I did, there were a few certainties that you would encounter during your childhood:

• Larkfield Leisure Centre and its seemingly magical wave machine
• Reluctant trips to the Whitbread Hop Farm
• Caesar the Boogeyman on Invicta FM
• …and Gillingham Ice Rink…

I can remember the first time I went there – for my 10th birthday – ever so apprehensive because I’d heard that the Medway towns were, to use Kentish parlance which we’ve since given the world, “a bit chav”, and those of us from “The Garden” were weary of such folk. As it was, we thoroughly enjoyed it, even achieving a tut-tut from an old woman who fell for our less-than-convincing fake cigarette.

To be honest I can’t remember anything else about Gillingham, we’ve got no other football team to take pride in so I hope they do the business a week Saturday and get back to, er, League One. I’m currently living outside Valencia – as is half of Yorkshire – so I imagine I’ll be the only one excited in our provincial town’s token English bar when the team in blue scores. Come on the Gills!

Picture - Whitstable. Not Gillingham at all. Not even close...but North Kent...er...er...

Monday, 4 May 2009

She Bangs the Drums: The Best Drum Intros in Rock


Best Drum Intros
You can tell it’s a public holiday. On the train the other day I was listening to Bowie’s ‘Five Years’ and pondering on how underused drum intros were but how great they made songs. Here’s ten of the best and I welcome your suggestions for more:

Rock n Roll – Led Zeppelin

Give Me All Your Lovin’ – ZZ Top

Five Years - David Bowie

Seven Day Weekend
– New York Dolls

Streets of Philadelphia – Bruce Springsteen

Summer of ’69 – Bryan Adams

Up on the Hill – Fun Lovin’ Criminals

My Doorbell
- The White Stripes

Runnin’ Free – Iron Maiden

There Goes God – Crowded House